[Horror (struck through) comedy + multiple power systems + dark world]
"Chen'er, there are three things you must never touch in the Dark World!" The old man drove a peachwood sword into the blood-soaked earth. "Curses devour the soul, evil gods cloud the mind, and the uncanny devour your humanity. Once you touch them, you'll never be human again!"
Su Chen nodded obediently. “All right, Master. I'll remember!”
And then...
During a fight, Su Chen revealed the curse tattoos covering his body, while evil gods frantically cheered in his ear: “Kill him! Kill him! Left! Right! Slap him!”
While cultivating, Su Chen patted his head. “Could you big shots keep it down? I'm breaking through here!” (The dozen or so evil gods in his mind fell instantly silent, all obedient.jpg)
In the middle of the night, Su Chen rolled over in his sleep and accidentally put a little too much force into it. His flesh twisted out of shape, and he became completely inhuman, scaring the kid next door, who'd been sneaking candy, into becoming a monk before dawn.
AI (눈_눈): “What happened to those three things you weren't supposed to touch?!”
Su Chen (aggrieved): “I really didn't touch anything! The curse insisted on tattooing itself onto me, the evil gods insisted on moving into my head, and the uncanny insisted on clinging to me... Does this count as a workplace injury?”
It was quite fun to write
After reading two chapters, I feel weird and indescribable.