My name is Zhang Daoxuan. I’ve just inherited the position of Celestial Master at the Celestial Masters’ Mansion on Longhu Mountain.
I’m at a loss for words.
Because of a marriage contract, the entire internet is now looking for the purple-robed Celestial Master to challenge him.
Worse still, people from all over the country are rushing to Longhu Mountain, claiming they’ll take down Celestial Master Zhang.
Just then, the Taoist Celestial Master Slack-Off System appeared.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host. On your first day slacking off, you’ve obtained an overpowered Golden Light Spell!]
[Ding! Congratulations, Host. On your second day slacking off, you’ve obtained a Pure Yang Daoist Body!]
[Ding! Congratulations, Host. On your third day slacking off, you’ve obtained an overpowered Five Thunder Technique!]
My name is Ji Bochang, and I’m a disciple at the Ping’an Martial Arts School.
The day before yesterday, some so-called Celestial Master named Zhang Daoxuan appeared on Longhu Mountain, claiming he was going to marry the nation’s sweetheart, Liu Yifei.
Wasn’t that just asking for trouble?
So I didn’t hesitate to bring my younger brother, Ji Boda, and drive straight to Longhu Mountain, ready to give him a good beating.
The online crowd loved it. They not only gave us their wholehearted support, but showered me with rocket gifts, urging me to beat Zhang Daoxuan to a pulp.
Just as I thought I was about to make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of life,
Wait a minute!
There’s something not quite right about that Celestial Master...
