The Aloof Officer Has a Slim Waist and Long Legs, and Dotes Only on the Black Lotus

Wen Ying's fresh start after being reborn in the 1980s gets off to a rough start.

She becomes a pitiful girl unloved by her father and mother, surrounded by a scumbag boyfriend and a scheming sister.

No matter. She'll go crazy!

When her awful parents demand that she slave away for her sister, the scheming green tea, she gives them a thorough thrashing and promptly cuts ties with them.

While crushing her scumbag boyfriend, she exposes his affair with her sister, making them both a public disgrace.

She tramples the awful ones and punishes the scumbags, leaving a trail of sparks and lightning in her wake.

Half a month later, her ex regrets everything and comes sobbing to beg her to take him back.

But the aloof, chaste military officer who had only met her three times makes a commanding entrance and proposes to her on the spot.

"Marry me. The courtyard house in the capital and my salary card will both be yours. Just give me five yuan a month for pocket money."

Wen Ying: Who'd be stupid enough not to cling to this golden ticket?

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After they marry, someone asks Wen Ying if she's lonely being married to a humorless, stone-faced war god.

Wen Ying glances at the serious-looking man beside her. Cough. Who understands sore backs and weak knees, folks?