(No rebirth) (No System) (Pure romance, everyday life, one heroine) (Youth and school life)
His online girlfriend says, "You said you'd feel bad because you empathize too much. Then let's break up."
And just like that, she thoughtfully leaves Shen Haoyun. Frustrated, he vents online, showing up in the comments of all kinds of couples' videos.
A netizen called Ruirui Wants to Bloom comforts him kindly: "It's okay. Look at it another way: now you won't have to split a single yuan into two just to make ends meet. Isn't that great?"
Her bizarre way of cheering him up almost makes Shen Haoyun lose it, but he does feel a lot better.
They add each other as friends, and chat whenever they have a spare moment.
Sometimes, though, the things she says are so outrageous that Shen Haoyun blushes and his heart races.
"Aw, why am I a girl? How about lending me your little buddy? I want to show some love to other girls on May 20."
"Little Mouse, want big sis to fill your chat window with a good-morning message?"
"Crybaby, want to see me cosplay with animal ears, a crop top, a bow, a black uniform, and white thigh-high socks?"
After agonizing over it for ages, Shen Haoyun agrees.
Then she sends him a picture of Zhu Bajie, leaving him speechless.
That peach-haired succubus sure is an expert at pushing the boundaries.