Original God: False Epilepsy but Not Crazy True King

Hello everyone. Standing in front of you is a Teyvat idol trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years. My name is ↑Xu~, bah, my name is Chen Buyu! He is an immortal, his name is fake, crazy but not crazy, the true king, and his meaning is fake, crazy but not crazy, the immortal~ When I came into this world, (stroking my glasses) I had no idea at all. I just wanted to live a normal life. (Sigh.) Then the judges all knew that I was epileptic, what? ! You ask me why I am epileptic, haha ​​(covers my eyes) (creeping in darkness) (laughing madly) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, aren't they like eating pickles dipped in soy sauce--an unnecessary thing. Condensing light? The white-haired, red-eyed, fair-skinned and beautiful royal sister, Lord Tianquanxing, who is known as the nuclear bomb of Teyvat? Shen He? With white hair and blue eyes, naturally dull and powerful, my senior sister has just grown up? Funina? White hair and blue eyes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kami! Just sentence me to death! Nasida? Stop jumping on the float and bump on me! Noelle? Don't be a maid! What about Villette? Don't cry either. Why are you crying? Judge me, I am guilty, don't believe it! Brother Wanye, do you want to be silly? I'll give you the sea cucumber! Hehehe (*/∇＼*)