[Metaphysics + catching ghosts + entertainment industry + slap in the face + sweet pet + sand sculpture]
When I was twenty years old, the master said: "Ruan Ruan, the opportunity has come. You have to go down the mountain and break the catastrophe."
Not long after, Daochang Yu, who had a "scum-detecting physique", was born with a bang.
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Participating in the escape room, Yu Ruoruan faced the taunts of the scumbag Green Tea and started to fight against him.
When facing a scumbag crying in front of the camera
Yu Ruanruan: Birds of a feather flock together, humans and dogs follow different paths, I don't have the same understanding as a dog
When faced with all kinds of scumbags and ordinary men showing off their coquettishness
Yu Ruan Ruan: There is a mole at the end of the eye, he is experienced in flowers and affectionate
Fans [My brother is clean and has no scandals since his debut. You fake Taoist priest, please quit the Internet immediately!
Half a month later, it was revealed that the actor was a little prince in a bar, partying every night
Yu Ruan Ruan: Yellow pupils indicate kidney deficiency.
Fans [Where is my idol? He works out every day and has eight-pack abs!
The next day, the platform was flooded with news that a certain idol went to the andrology department for emergency registration.
Yu Ruanruan: The Yintang turned black...
The veteran actor's spine trembled and his back door tightened: My yin and yang are not balanced and I have hemorrhoids!
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After the whole network was blacked out, her mental state was still beautiful, and she defied the sky and the earth and defied the air.
During the romance drama matching session, Yu Ruanruan looked calmly at the top male who turned off the light for him: It doesn't matter, this life is too long, your life is too short, I give up.
Just when all the lights went out, a light came on out of thin air.
Prince Cen Jiang raised his lazy eyes slightly at the actress who never turned his lights on: I am infertile, and the Taoist master's wonderful rejuvenation is not a match.
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Not long after, Prince Edward's account on a certain platform was hacked, revealing his previous statements about dog-licking and wife-protecting.
[It turns out that love brain is the best dowry for a man...]
