[Two male leads + System + healing + mutual devotion + intense push and pull]
Guang 1001 is the perennial bottom-ranked employee in the Universal Worldbuilding System. After a thousand rounds of reincarnation, he still hasn't managed to get a single thing done. Headquarters is so furious that it goes into full meltdown mode, sending him to the most difficult place in the universe, the Continent of Sunken Boats, to help the protagonist, Su Jinyang, unify the continent.
Though he's always been lazy and listless, even after becoming a full-fledged wage slave, he still lives by his golden motto: “Who's the most important person in the world? The one who's asleep.”
And so:
[Supervisor: Guang, you... You're already the worst in the universe, and you're still sleeping?]
[Supervisor: Guang, you... Xiao Du System, activate beat-him-up mode.]
He thought that life as an emperor couldn't be all that bad. But reality never goes according to plan. What breaks him most is that, just before dying, the protagonist, Su Jinyang, sincerely confesses his love to him.
Oh, no! He can't say yes...
[Article 1000 of the Universal Worldbuilding System regulations: Gods are forbidden from becoming romantically involved.]
But...
“Daoist, could you tell me where the person fate has chosen for me is?” Su Jinyang asks, his voice gentle and his eyes full of warmth as he gazes at him.
Xiao Xiyan puts on an air of solemnity. “To the west.”
“Then would you accompany me there?”
As he speaks, he pulls out a gold ingot, then another. Xiao Xiyan swallows, his voice trembling as he says, “This Daoist's cultivation is profound. You can't tempt me, benefactor...” Su Jinyang pulls out a bag of gold. “...Not a chance.”
Su Jinyang smiles with satisfaction and gently curls his jade-white fingers around Xiao Xiyan's.
“Are you still going to run?”
A scheming, corrupted little lamb X a gentle master of flirtation
