[Everyone can hear her thoughts + gossip + absurd comedy + hilarious]
Ye Tao, an orphan in the modern world, was on her way to report for work when she got into a car accident. She was born into another life as the youngest daughter of the chancellor of the Great Qi dynasty. Her parents were loving, her older siblings doted on her, and the little layabout Ye Tao was happy and carefree every day.
She planned to rely on her parents while she was young and her siblings when she got old. Then one day, she unexpectedly bonded with a gossip System. From then on, Ye Tao let loose even more, roaming around and collecting gossip every day. What she didn't realize was that everyone could hear her thoughts.
Emperor Chengxuan: With a skill like that, why are you slacking off? Get to court! I'll appoint you as a court lady. Come work for me!
Now unexpectedly set for life with a secure government job, Ye Tao looked at the officials filling the court as if she'd stumbled into a melon field. So many juicy tidbits! Everyone had a wonderful time gossiping along with her every day.
[Oh my god, the Minister of Revenue is such a hopeless romantic!]
Minister of Revenue: ...
[What! The Deputy Minister of the Court of the Imperial Studs is hiding his lover at home!]
Deputy Minister of the Court of the Imperial Studs: ...
[Huge scoop! The wife of the Grandee of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices is actually his former almost-sister-in-law!]
Grandee of the Court of Imperial Sacrifices: ...
Ye Tao watched the other “survivors” rubbing their hands together like flies. Everyone else: Stay away from me!!!