[Urban Cultivation, Hilarious Comedy, Decisive and Ruthless, Invincible Power Fantasy, No Goody-Two-Shoes]
My name is Lin Feng.
My master is downright cunning, and as wicked as they come.
He said something big was about to happen in the mortal realm, and insisted that I, the chosen one, go save the world.
He also said that before I turned twenty, I'd be wearing the emperor's robes and feasting on delicacies every day.
So what happened? I achieved that “great” dream of wearing the emperor's robes ahead of schedule, but it turned out to be a delivery uniform!
Even more unbelievably, my master arranged more than a dozen marriages for me.
Maybe I'm just too outstanding, because not one of my fiancées has ever contacted me.
They think they're not good enough for me, so they go to great lengths to make me break off the engagements. Some even pretend to be manipulative sweethearts to get what they want!
Sigh. Sometimes being too outstanding isn't such a good thing.
It'd be much nicer to be a carefree couch potato.