Teyvat Live: The Whole Internet Teaches Me to Play Genshin Impact

[Genshin Impact fanfiction] [Original plot] [Newbie perspective] [Relaxed daily life] [Funny comment barrage] [Memes] [Obscure trivia] [Learn more while reading] [System, plot-focused] Zhang Huai comes home from work, lies down on his bed, and stares at the blank ceiling. Suddenly, the words “Genshin Impact” appear. Then, with a shout of “Genshin Impact, launch!”, he transmigrates to Teyvat. He's never played the game before, so he has to rely entirely on netizens to show him the ropes. Zhang Huai: “Huh? Paimon is Emergency Food?” Netizens: “Everyone picks that one.” Zhang Huai: “What are those green areas on the map?” Netizens: “Those are slimes. Explore the slimes up ahead later!” Zhang Huai: “Why do people call Barbara the ‘RS Curse-Breaking Adeptus’?” Netizens: “Go read the fan comics.” Zhang Huai: “Why...”