Three Kingdoms: An Xiang Yu Combat-Power Experience Card from the Start

[System]+ [Brawny Fool]+ [Analects, Reinterpreted]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Comedy]

Kong Wu transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, when the imperial house is weak, heroes are rising across the land, and proper etiquette has fallen by the wayside. This man from the twenty-first century binds himself to the strongest Brawny Fool General System.

I'll show the world what a real brawny fool is!

In class, the teacher asks, “Confucius said: At thirty, I took my stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood Heaven's mandate; at sixty, my ear was attuned; at seventy, I could follow my heart's desires. What does this mean? Which student can explain?”

Kong Wu: “Master, it means that after fighting thirty people, you can still stand. When facing forty people, you don't hesitate, and you attack decisively. When your opponent has fifty people, your victory is Heaven's will. When there are sixty, they're still willing to listen to reason. And even if there are more than seventy, you can still fight however you want.”

Teacher: “…”

Teacher: “Then tell me, what does ‘Once you've come, settle in’ mean?”

Kong Wu: “Since you've come, you might as well be buried here!”

The teacher looked at Kong Wu before him: his gaze was unwavering, he stood nearly two meters tall, had an eight-pack, and his back muscles bulged. The teacher's mouth twitched. “Confucianism has no student like this.”