Mr. Gong, Your Secret Crush Is an Idiot

Name: Mr. Gong, Your Secret Crush Is an Idiot
Author: Listening by Night

龚总，你暗恋的那个人是二货

by Listening by Night (倚夜听)

Status: Completed
Length: 276k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Billionaire CEO
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Cold, ruthless, and secretly passionate man / melodramatic airhead woman] [He has schemed for years / she falls in love after marriage] [Both are each other's first]

The male lead was a huge, fat kid with a naturally gloomy streak.

Eleven years later, they meet again. The fat kid has become a breathtakingly handsome man, and he forcefully marries the girl he has cherished since childhood. He goes mad for her, loses his mind over her, and gets fiercely jealous on her behalf.

But she has no idea that her ruthless, brooding, stunningly handsome husband is actually the chubby childhood friend she lost and spent years longing for...

On the way to get their marriage license, Lan Moyu chats and jokes with his assistant, treating the man in the back seat like he's invisible. She even burps and farts right in front of him.

He kicks the assistant out of the car, his face darkening:

What am I, then? Am I worth even less than a fart?

At least a fart makes a sound!

She won't even look at me!

At their premarital checkup, Lan Moyu secretly throws away her ultrasound report, then squats in the hospital and wails, “Mr. Gong, I'm so sorry. The doctor said I... can't have children! I can't let your wealthy family die out, so maybe... we should call off the wedding...”

“It's fine,” Gong Shushu says indifferently. “As it happens, I can't have children either.”

“Looks like we're made for each other. We shouldn't go and ruin anyone else's life.”

Later.

After finally getting her to fall in love with him,

following a brief moment of passion, Lan Moyu secretly searches online:

[What to do if a man has erectile dysfunction]

[Don't let “not being able to perform” become a source of anxiety]

[A man with poor performance? Eight tips to get stronger]

He's at his wit's end.

Whether he can perform isn't something you get to decide by searching online.

Pinning her hands above her head, Gong Shushu gently murmurs, “Be good, relax. Your husband will show you what it really means to be good in bed!”

And then...

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