After Hearing My Junior Sister's Thoughts, I Went on a Killing Spree

Her master brought home a little toddler from the foot of the mountain.

At their first meeting, Song Zitong heard the toddler's thoughts.

[Ahhh! A gorgeous big sister! Let me cuddle you and ruffle your hair!]

[Poor senior sister! First her master deceives her, takes her spiritual root, and leaves her crippled. Then she becomes the male disciples' punching bag. After that, her fiance betrays her, and all the blows prove too much. She spits blood and dies on the spot!]

After hearing the toddler's thoughts, Song Zitong decides to avoid that fate!

My master wants to take my spiritual root?

Then I'll put a stop to that idea first!

My fiance already married a country girl at the foot of the mountain, and they have a two-and-a-half-year-old child?

No problem. I'll make sure he can never get it up again.

Then the toddler says:

[Gorgeous big sister, that little martial uncle you always thought was unreliable is actually your benefactor and your destined match! Hurry up and pounce on him!]

You mean that doofus with a tuft of hair sticking straight up, who blows up his pill furnace every time he makes pills and is only sort of handsome?

I'm out.

I'll find the worst sect and keep my head down.

But who could have guessed that every last one of those perennial bottom-rankers would turn out to be a hidden powerhouse!

The senior brother is a lazy sword cultivator with a crippling case of sloth. His strongest move is One Sword Opens the Heavenly Gate! He thinks even one extra swing is too much trouble.

The second senior brother is a master of keeping a low profile. Don't fall for me, it won't go anywhere.

The third senior brother is a competitive study machine. He'll work you to death!

The fourth senior sister is a total looks fanatic. Being ugly makes your offense even worse!

The fifth senior brother is a social recluse. He's ruthless and barely speaks, but when he does, his words go straight for your heart.

Song Zitong, newly arrived at the sect, can only cry, "I've been had!"

So everyone in my new sect is a weirdo except me?