My Wife Is Three Thousand Years Older Than Me

A Wife Three Years Older Brings a Golden Brick; Thirty Years Older, She Gives You an Empire; Three Hundred Years Older...

If she's three years older, she'll bring you riches. If she's thirty years older, she'll give you a kingdom. If she's three hundred years older, she'll give you an elixir of immortality. If she's three thousand years older, you'll join the ranks of the immortals. If she's thirty thousand years older, the Queen Mother will feed you. If she's three hundred thousand years older, you'll stand before the Buddha. If she's three million years older, you'll rule the immortal realm. If she's a hundred mi