After I Learned I Was a Vampire

[Comedy + Lighthearted + Absurd Humor + Wacky Antics + Little Schemes + Feel-Good Fiction + Pranks] What do you do when you discover you’ve become a vampire who makes people scream and chase you around with wooden stakes?

Try running for your life! If they catch you, strike an elegant pose and lie down (preferably in a coffin, for a more professional look), then wait for your clan to deliver resurrection spring water and enjoy a post-“death” spa treatment. That’s what it says in The Beginner’s Guide to Vampires. But Dulan shook his head as he read. He couldn’t help wondering whether these vampires had been drinking too much of their own special brew. The way vampire minds worked was more convoluted than the distance from Earth to the moon!