You Want to Mess with Me? You Sure Know How to Pick on the Weak!

[Transmigrate into a book + mind reading + gossip System + devoted couple]

[Memes + comedy]

Jiang Luosheng transmigrates into a book as the vicious, ill-fated wife of Jun Yi, the story's villainous big boss. In the book, Jiang Luosheng does everything she can to bring about her own doom, offending the entire Jun family...

Jiang Luosheng discovers she's bound to a System and needs to reach 100% favorability to stay alive.

A hellish start:

Jun Yi glances at the woman still clutching her head on the floor with undisguised disgust. His thin lips part, and he says coldly, “Divorce!”

Jiang Luosheng instantly slips into the role of a sweet, scheming little sister. “Honey, I only did that to get your attention because I love you so much. Can we please not get divorced?”

[The company went bankrupt, my assets were transferred, and my trusted aide stabbed me in the back, secretly drugging me with a potent aphrodisiac and sending me to a rich woman's bed. The dose was too strong, and I was left impotent. In the end, I became twisted and got shoved down the stairs, smashed to pieces and disfigured... If I weren't trying to stay alive, I wouldn't be sucking up to you!]

Hearing those words, Jun Yi's handsome face darkens.

He pulls her hand off his sleeve and says coldly, “Get lost!”

[You ignore me now, but one day you'll be out of my league!] Jiang Luosheng curses inwardly.

A year later,

Jiang Luosheng completes her mission and is ready to fly free, when suddenly a weight lands on her leg. She looks helplessly at Jun Yi, who's clinging to it and refusing to let go. Crossing her arms, she says haughtily, “Your character's gone completely off the rails. What happened to telling me to get lost?”

Jun Yi pulls her into his arms. In a low, enticing voice, he replies, “When I said ‘get lost,’ I meant get lost into my arms...”