I dressed up as the boss's personal doctor.
The heroine was injured while filming.
I looked at the wound and said, "It would have been healed half an hour later..."
The boss roared: "Who allowed you to treat her privately? Remember who paid your salary!"
The heroine fell into the water and caught cold.
Call me: "Sister Lu, I have a fever."
"If you're sick, go to the doctor. Why are you looking for me?" I hung up the phone.
It was so cool to talk like a boss, so cool that I forgot that I was that doctor.
The boss slobbered all over my face: "If you don't treat her immediately when she's sick, then you don't want to do it anymore!"
Me: "Made is sick!"