Shocking!
A hit-and-run scam has appeared on the Three Gates Ghost Road!
Has hitching rides become the norm on Nanjiang Elementary School’s bus?
Several ancient coffins were unearthed at Qingming University. The principal wept, crying, “Dad, Grandpa, Ancestors!”
College girls are often seen playing on their phones at roadside inns...
An informed source claims: Someone once spent a romantic night with the other party in exchange for a can of Red Bull, firing off three or five rounds in celebration. But when it was his turn, he got called a pervert? What an injustice!
The Nanjiang Psychiatric Association claims full responsibility for all of the above. These are all things its members have experienced, with hardships so heartrending they bring one to tears!
The evil spirits: Ah, yes, yes, exactly!
Zhou Xian: Slander! They’re slandering me!
Reporter: You mean you didn’t do any of those things, and you’re innocent?
Zhou Xian: I did do them, but I’m not mentally ill. I’m a college student!
Reporter: What difference does that make?
This novel contains no discrimination against any group, nor any intent to stir up conflict. It has nothing to do with the author’s community, family, friends, or home province, city, or region. Any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental. Readers with different opinions are welcome to discuss them politely, and corrections are appreciated. Let’s all stay calm and surf the internet civilly together. (Please spare me, doge.)