It Just So Happened to Come True

(The entire story is pure Mary Sue, with no real-life inspirations.)

Genius singer x all-around entertainer

Reporter: Ms. Nan Xi, were you happy with the birthday gift Mr. Qin Huai gave you?

Nan Xi: Even a dog would shake its head at his gift.

Reporter: Then what would you like him to give you?

Nan Xi: For him to go away and stay far away from me.