“The Monkey King immobilized the Seven Fairies to go pick peaches. Bajie happened to pass by and harassed them. Does that make the Monkey King an accomplice?”
“Bajie harassed the Seven Fairies. Does that count as an aggravated case of sexual assault?”
“Uh, Bajie seems to have had a bit too much to drink. He was harassing the Seven Fairies while calling out for Chang'e. I just don't know if the Jade Emperor will accept that he was mistaken about who they were.”
“The thing is, one of them is immensely powerful and the other holds a position of great authority. I'm just a lowly Earth God. There was no way I could stop them!”
“I wonder if the Jade Emperor will accept that I was acting in self-defense?”
“The spell immobilizing the Seven Fairies is about to wear off!”
“Help! Help! Help!”
“Dear readers, what do you think I should do now?”
“Reply quickly, or an immortal is going to die!”
