Banned for Running My Mouth in Chinese Showbiz, Now the Goddess Wants Me to Live Off Her

Lin Song transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a nobody singer.

He takes jabs at pretty-boy idols during a competition,

only to unexpectedly awaken the Sharp-Tongued King System.

To rack up points, Lin Song goes completely off the rails on a music variety show.

Host: "What do you think of Zhou Zhen Nan's inspirational song?"

Lin Song: "It's got the shameless spirit of lying down wherever you fall!"

Host: "Lin Song, how do you think your rival Kun Kun sang?"

Lin Song: "Too girly, and enough to make your whole body itch!"

Host: "..."

The pretty-boy idols' fans rise up as one to attack him,

shouting, "If you're so good, get up there and do it! If you can't, quit running your mouth!"

Lin Song crosses his legs, sings a song on the spot, and sets the whole venue ablaze.

His momentum gets too strong, and entertainment industry bigwigs join forces to blacklist him.

Just as everyone thinks Lin Song's career is over,

the goddesses all come out to show their support.

Da Mimi: "Lin Song, if you want, Jiaxing Entertainment is yours, and so am I!"

Bai Lu: "I'll gladly give up the kitchen for you. The house and car are yours too. Lin Song, look at me!"

Reba: "As long as I can be with Lin Song, I'll even go forage for wild vegetables, and only pick the flavors Song Song likes."

Everyone is stunned: When did the goddesses get together with him?

Lin Song, you jerk!