[Quick transmigration + laid-back protagonist + comedy + 1v1] Yuan Xiu, the strongest God of War in the divine realm, wakes up, and the first thing he does is propose marriage. The Ninth Heaven erupts in an uproar. The gods are envious and jealous, and rush off to find out who the lucky one is, only to run into a lazy immortal with a bundle on her back, planning to make a getaway.
"Fairy Xianyu, how did you win the God of War's favor?"
The gods look at her, hungry for gossip. Xianyu rubs her chin and falls into thought.
"By lying flat?"
The gods scoff. "Yeah, right!" No one believes her. Xianyu blinks.
"By slacking off?"
"Fine, don't tell us!" They all roll their eyes and turn to leave.
Xianyu feels terribly wronged. She told the truth, so why won't anyone believe her? Just as she's about to go, someone grabs her by the collar from behind. She turns and meets a pair of eyes that seem to smile, yet don't.
"Wife, were you planning to use me and then run off?"
Xianyu instinctively shrinks her neck and forces a smile even more miserable than a cry.
"No! How could I be that kind of scummy fish?"
Yuan Xiu curls a finger and lifts the bundle from her shoulder, then sweeps her with an imposing glance.
"Then what's this bundle for...?"
Xianyu's knees go weak, and her voice begins to tremble.
"I just got back and couldn't wait to go find my husband! I brought all my belongings so nobody else could get their hands on them."
Xianyu wipes the sweat from her brow and congratulates herself on her quick thinking.
Yuan Xiu curls his lips.
"Oh? I had no idea my wife was so eager. That's my fault. Since the weather is perfect for a wedding night, how does that sound?"
A wedding night?
Xianyu's heart skips a beat, and she instinctively puts a hand to her lower back.
Rumors really can ruin a person!
So much for being pure and chaste. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing!
