The World Has Gone Crazy, Why Are They Licking Me?

Everyone says that Heaven is unfair and ruthless, but what will the world be like when Heaven is compassionate? If this question were asked to Bai Tian, he would probably say, "It's none of my business! Don't bother me, I still want to fall in love with a young lady!" Got it! With such an unreliable way of heaven, how can the world continue to function? Please see the text for detailed explanation→_→