It’s true that one careless word from someone can ruin your life, but this fortune-teller isn’t that someone! Other people transmigrate to places where birds don’t even bother to land. I just take my eyes off the ground for a second and step in shit!
At least I’ve got an awesome status! There’s shit and piss everywhere! Clean it up for me!
You eat raw meat every day and complain about getting sick? Then stop eating it raw! Start a fire for me!
You’ll starve in winter if you don’t have food? Then go farm!
No one wants to take a mate, and you want to take me as yours? Fine, go ahead!
Wait... You mean me? No way, no way! Find someone else!
