[Mind Reading + System + Gossip + Transmigrate into a Book + Comedy + Underdog Reversal]
Shen Changge was reborn.
The bad news: she had transmigrated into a book, becoming the daughter of an unloved concubine in the prime minister's residence, a doomed young lady destined to be cannon fodder.
So short on food and clothes that her one pair of underwear had seventeen or eighteen little holes in it.
The good news: she had bound herself to a System and knew all the juiciest secrets in the world.
All right, all right! So that's how we're playing this, huh?
As they say, a melon-eating groundhog who doesn't want to eat gossip isn't a good groundhog.
From then on, Shen Changge leisurely enjoyed the gossip.
Eating a little gossip could change her fate and the fates of others.
[My dear father, why doesn't the son your beloved concubine bore look anything like you? Haven't you noticed that you've got a whole green prairie growing over your head?]
Her imposing, unwitting father, Shen Dongyang: "…"
[And my pure, noble, elegant half-sister, why hasn't she dared step outside her room lately? Heh heh heh, pregnant women, of course, need plenty of rest.]
Her imposing, unwitting father: "…"
[Oh, and I heard that the head eunuch has a bit of a thing for you, Father. Is he sending you smoldering glances?]
Her unwitting father: "No... There's... there's absolutely nothing like that..."
[Oh, right. I heard the Empress Dowager has recently acquired a few handsome young men in her chambers…]
Her father was on the verge of a breakdown: "My little ancestor! You can't eat this gossip. Keep going, and we'll be getting the deluxe package: extermination of nine generations of our family…"
Life was so sweet when she was eating gossip. As for the System's talk about ascending to the celestial realm, whoever wants to go can go. I'm too busy eating gossip every day!
In the end, Shen Changge, a doomed young lady destined to be cannon fodder, became the center of attention in the prime minister's residence and the whole court's beloved darling.
What the heck?
Could I have transmigrated into the wrong book?
It's okay, but there are a little too many Guanzi sold, so the author should pay attention. .
It's okay, it's just a little girl talking about der. Der. All day long, maybe it's just a colloquialism [stunned] 🤦 but okay, I'm not used to laughing.
Haha, it was quite funny and fun to write.