After My Voice Was Eavesdropped, I Put My Feet up and Ate Melon in the Prime Minister's Mansion

[Mind reading + system + eating melons + wearing books + funny + cannon fodder counterattack] Shen Changge was reborn. Bad news: She has been disguised as a concubine in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and is a cannon fodder daughter who is not favored. She lacked food and drink, and had seventeen or eight small holes in her fat thigh. Good news: She is bound to the system and knows all the big melons in the world. OK OK! This is how you play it, right? There is a saying that a who does not want to eat melons is not a good . From then on, Shen Changge ate melon leisurely. Once you eat the melon, you can change your own destiny and that of others. [My dad, why does the son you gave birth to by your doting concubine look like you? Don't you feel like you have a green prairie on your head?] The majestic cheap dad Shen Dongyang: "..." [And my half-sister, who is so innocent, noble and elegant, why don't you dare to leave the house during this period? Hehehe, because of course pregnant women should pay attention to get more rest] The majestic cheap daddy: "…" [By the way, I heard that the chief eunuch is interested in you, father, and is he secretly flirting with you? Cheap Daddy: "No... Not at all... There is no such thing at all..." [Oh, by the way, there seem to be a few more handsome young men in the Queen Mother's palace recently...] Dad was about to collapse: "Little ancestor! You can't eat this melon. If you eat it again, we will give you a gift package to kill the nine tribes..." The life of eating melons is pleasant. As for the system's plan to ascend to heaven, whoever wants to go can go there. I'm busy eating melons every day! In the end, Shen Changge, a cannon fodder daughter, became the focus of the prime minister's mansion and the favorite of the imperial court. How come you are so fat? Did I wear the wrong book?