Chen Juan, an overachieving HR manager, transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character in a demonic sect and is slated for "downsizing" on his very first day.
Looking at the sect's chaos, his professional instincts kick in.
He whips out a full set of KPIs and OKRs, and the disciples start working themselves to the bone!
He draws up a PIP promotion plan tailored to the icy senior sister;
He gets the Hehuan Sect into livestream sales, boosting revenue tenfold;
He sends job offers to righteous prodigies and dangles equity incentives to paint them a rosy picture...
When the Immortal Alliance attacks, he puts up a sign: [Heavenly Demon Group IPO Roadshow].
The Immortal Venerable on the other side roars, "Demon, what kind of sorcery have you used?!"
Chen Juan straightens his suit and tie and smiles.
"Fellow Daoist, times have changed. Surrender now, and you'll get founding shares."
Years later, the people of the Three Realms gaze at the plaque of Heavenly Dao Corporation, lost in thought:
"We all thought cultivating immortality was about fighting and killing. Who knew it was just an endless hell of KPIs?!"
This demonic sect is downright wicked!
