The Best Little County Magistrate: Knows a Little Bit of Everything

"I think people should eat when they are hungry." "The elder is right!" "I also think that people should take medicine when they are sick." "The eldest master is truly a god!" … "Here, don't hang my portrait at home." "Hey, hey, over there, why are you erecting a golden statue of me?" I just want to be a small county magistrate and live a happy life. Why did the emperor admonish his officials with snot and tears? "My dear, as a scholar, it is wrong to commit murder." Why do people cry to others when they are drunk? "I am not worthy of this title, he is the real King of Hell." Even the common people put yellow robes on their bodies? Never mind! "Nothing to do today, let's go listen to music!"