Lord Hokage's takeout is just too delicious! I, Uchiha Super Awesome, hereby declare it the best!
Lord Hokage's takeout can even boost my strength! It's simply unbelievable! I, Uchiha Mega Awesome, hereby declare it divine!
Lord Hokage is fast, and he delivers takeout fast too. I, Uchiha Slightly Awesome, hereby declare him the fastest man in the world!
Back then, I fought with a blade in each hand and knew no equals. If I really did have an opponent, all I can say is that there is no problem one takeout order can't solve. And if there is, then order two!
Remember! I, Minato Namikaze, don't deliver takeout! I deliver all of you your heads on a platter!
Yes, yes, but where is half of the Nine-Tails left in the fourth generation?