Arknights, I Can Do Whatever I Want

(Contains some fanon elements)

"Hey, have you heard? The real leader of the Prank Movement is a Draco."

"Isn't that obvious? Who doesn't know the leader of the Prank Movement is a Draco named Talulah?"

"No, not that female Draco. I mean a male Draco."

"What?! There's another Draco in the Prank Movement!"

"Yeah! And I heard that male Draco is a lunatic, too. He especially likes to drill his index finger into his own temple in front of people, while saying weird things like, 'I'm having the time of my life.' It's really scary."

"Oh, really?"

"Of course! Hey, who are you?"

"Me? I'm that lunatic you were talking about."

"... Aah!!!" x2

"What are you screaming for?! If you dare talk about people behind their backs, I'll make sure you learn your lesson today. If I don't, I'll spell my name Fang Yan backwards!"

Wei Yenwu: "Wenyue! Get all my prized possessions out of here! That #Great Yan swearing# lunatic is back!"

Ch'en: "I can't take this anymore! Even if that perverted lunatic isn't from Lungmen, I'm going to arrest him!!!"

Hoshiguma: "Ch'en, don't go. You can't beat him. I don't even want to imagine what that pervert would do to you if you fell into his hands!"

Kal'tsit: "Beneath the hidden currents and visible waves of this land, the web of life is more intricate than one could imagine. From the faint glow of ancient Originium, a thousand forms and ten thousand shapes have arisen."

Fang Yan: "You old woman, what kind of riddle are you spouting now?"

Kal'tsit: #cat hissing#