Traveling through the prehistoric times and becoming a mote of dust, I started to sit firmly in the arms of the Taoist ancestors, and my position was better than that of Sanqing!
Hot Life SystemWith me, the whole prehistoric era is my playground!
Teach Zhunti how to sing and dance, and drive the Dragon King of the East China Sea crazy!
Command him to angrily poke Kunpeng's chrysanthemums to scare away the ancestor of Styx!
The DJ song made a sensation throughout history, the Black Turtle smashed its head into the sky, and Taoist Hongjun was so angry that he ended up in person!
——On the eve of the Lich War
Emperor Jun: "I am the Demon Emperor Emperor Jun. I feel that all the races in the wilderness are fighting endlessly and killing too much, which harms the peace of the world. In order to promote the exchanges between the various races, I turned the hostility into friendship, and specially held the 'First Food Competition in the Wilderness' at the foot of Buzhou Mountain after March!"
Zhu Rong: "Father God taught me how to barbecue, and I, the Wu Clan, am the God of Food!"
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More famous scene previews:
Teach Yang Jian to turn on his voice changer and pretend to be a cute girl to trick the Roaring Dog into dog food.
Changing Tai Chi diagrams into two-dimensional pain stickers triggered the civil war in the Three Qing Dynasty.
They stuffed itching powder into the lotus platform, forcing Amitabha to recite mantras and perform Yangko dances at the same time!
Helped Po Meng plan "The Voice from Hell" and set up auditoriums at Naihe Bridge. King Yama's song "Seeking Buddha" moved thousands of dead souls...
It's too abstract [laughs awkwardly]