
Don’t Love Me, It’ll Go Nowhere, Unless You Do the Flower-Hand Dance for Me
别爱我,没结果,除非花手摇过我
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- Completed
- Length
- 250k Words
- Genre
- Unknown
- Subgenre
- Unknown
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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It's very interesting and interesting [laughs] I almost couldn't hold back my laughter during my evening self-study. I have a feeling that this book will be a hit. Come on, author.
I like it, I like it, it's too energetic, fuck, I like it
It's really good, ahhh, it's ridiculous, funny, and has a heart-wrenching plot, I cried to death😭[cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
It's really funny, hahahaha. But because I'm addicted to reading, I listened and worked while I was working with a group of people in the studio. I burst out laughing [crying] [crying] It's really social! ! !
Awesome! In fact, I found out that I am a book lover. How did I find out? Because I fell in love with your article at first sight, baby! ! Real! I found it very attractive from the first chapter! No no no no! It's the introduction that begins! ! Hui Chang likes it! ! A hundred faints! ! ! ! ! !
Okay, everyone knows that May Day is open for 5 days. In these 5 days, I have read more than 10 or 20 books, and I have not finished any of them. The most I have read is more than 40 chapters. But I accidentally clicked on this book. Really, my God, I was so shocked. It's so good to read. First of all, I came here for the comedy of his plot. Then I didn't expect that in a comedy novel, he has a particularly great plot, and no matter who the male protagonist falls in love with, no matter which couple he is. Very good! ! ! ! ! Oh my gosh, I'm so happy to have come across this book, but I regret that I read it too early. There aren't many chapters and it's not enough to read, alas. So, come on, author! ! !
The protagonist is so cool, I like it Dian Dian looks very comfortable and matches my mental state very well, but it looks a bit sad () It can be regarded as hiding the glass slag. Almost every character has a knife side (Cyber Tears jpg.) Overall it's pretty funny! You can watch hee hee (*∩_∩*) while eating and squatting in wc. I am optimistic about General Bai's palace (), a little redemptive novel.
When I first read the name, I thought it was very novel, so I read it. Unknowingly, I was infected by the rhyming sentences of the spirited boy. I was very happy. The author's capital writing was very interesting and vivid.
I like it very much. The protagonist's character is ridiculous, the genre is still ancient, and the plot is very innovative.
It's good-looking, and the protagonists have distinct personalities, especially Congratulations. This mental state is very in line with my taste, and it's also very funny. After reading it, I laughed like shit! [Laughing and crying][sending heartfelt messages][laughing] Beautiful! ! It would be great if the author could give more 100 million points. It's not enough~[laughing][licking the screen][cool][like]