From the Start, the System Dies, Leaving Me Alone in Great Qin!

[Lighthearted + wacky + scheming + cares about the world + Great Qin + trolling System + Brother Zheng]

Jiang Lin is unexpectedly stranded in Great Qin because of his trolling System. Watching the System turn into an antique ring with no old geezer inside, all Jiang Lin wants to do is sing “Thirsty Fish.”

But the System's trolling turns out to be beyond anything Jiang Lin could have imagined!

One day, Ying Zheng and Wang Jian seek him out and ask if he knows a way to take Daliang quickly. Full of confidence, Jiang Lin pulls a book titled Illustrated Guide to Ancient Siege Engines from his storage space and hands it to Ying Zheng, telling him to just look at the pictures.

Ying Zheng casually passes it to Wang Jian with a smile. “When it comes to warfare, General Wang is the expert.”

After slowly turning a few pages, Wang Jian's eyes suddenly blaze with frightening intensity. His breathing grows ragged, his square face turns red, and the hand stroking his beard begins to tremble.

Seeing Wang Jian's reaction, Jiang Lin feels a little smug. Mm, that's more like it.

But a few seconds later, a bright red trickle slowly runs from Wang Jian's nose.

Jiang Lin and Ying Zheng exchange puzzled looks. What's going on?

Ying Zheng asks with concern, “General Wang, are you all right?”

Reluctantly, Wang Jian closes the book and hands it to Ying Zheng. After flipping through a few pages, Ying Zheng looks at Jiang Lin strangely.

Jiang Lin takes the book and looks. What the hell! The Plum in the Golden Vase!!

With an awkward smile, Jiang Lin pulls The Plum in the Golden Vase from his storage space and opens it. Sure enough! Damn it, that wretched System!

After Jiang Lin gives them the correct book, everyone has dinner together. Just before they leave, Wang Jian quietly finds Jiang Lin. His old face takes on a bashful expression as he says, “Um… Jiang Lin, could I have that book of yours? I kind of like the illus…trations!”

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