Siheyuan: What a Sin, Bang Geng Is My Son!

“Dad, my Silly Uncle said he's coming over for dinner tonight. He said all you need to do is get some peanuts!” Jia Geng looked at his father's gloomy face, genuinely baffled about why his words had provoked such a strong reaction. “Your dad has quit drinking. Tell your Silly Uncle not to come over!” Jia Dongxu couldn't begin to describe how he felt at that moment. And where had Qin Huairu, that foolish woman, gone? I'd just transmigrated here, and I hadn't seen the woman anywhere. Damn it, I haven't even died yet... Could she really have been washing clothes outside for two or three hours?? “Dad, the school says I have to pay tuition and fees. Mom said to ask you for the money!” Banggeng shamelessly climbed onto the kang. Lately, his dad had been acting strange. Every day, he'd come home, lie down, and go straight to sleep without even playing with him.. “Money, money, money! You little money-sucking demon!” Jia Dongxu pulled his mind back from the pocket dimension and opened his eyes, only to see Banggeng's round, plate-like face! The kid had gotten even fatter!!! “Dongxu, why won't you touch me? The doctor said it's okay for the next few months...” Qin Huairu wrapped her arms around her man from behind, pouting unhappily... “Hold it! Sister Qin!! I'm really not your Great Sage Equal to Heaven!! I've got Five-Finger Mountain, but no golden cudgel!” Jia Dongxu screamed inwardly… Why did I have to transmigrate as Jia Dongxu!!