I Heard My Wife's Thoughts on the Eve of Our Divorce

The moment I signed the divorce agreement, I heard a voice. [Oh my gosh! So much money! All that hard work this past year was worth it. Acting every day nearly killed me!] I looked up. My soon-to-be ex-wife stood before me, shoulders trembling as she bowed her head and sobbed. I rubbed my brow. Maybe I was so tired lately that I was hearing things. I had just picked up my pen to sign when the voice came again. [What’s taking this jerk so long to sign? Hurry up! Does he not know how to write his own name? My handsome young men, big sister will be free soon!]