The Old Man Sent Me Down the Mountain, So I Stole His Bank Card

“Master, are you a doctor?” “No.” “Then how do you know medicine?” “I picked it up by sneaking a look!” “Master, are you a feng shui master?” “No?” “Then how do you read feng shui?” “I picked it up by sneaking a look?” “Master, did you learn your Taoist magic by sneaking a look too?” “That’s my signature skill, of course I picked it up by sneaking a look!” “Master, can I go down the mountain now?” “Wait until I find you a master’s wife.” After he finds her... “Disciple, go down the mountain!” “You old geezer!! You’re kicking me out just for a woman?” “Disciple, don’t be a third wheel!!” And so Lin Tian was kicked off the mountain, but he stole his master’s bank card on the way out!!