The Old Man Asked Me to Go Down the Mountain, and I Stole His Bank Card with My Backhand.

"Master, are you a doctor?" "No" "Then why do you know medical skills?" "Learned secretly!" "Master, are you a Feng Shui master?" "No?" "Then why do you read Feng Shui?" "Study secretly?" "Master, did you also learn Taoism secretly?" "That's my master's skill. Of course I learned it secretly!" "Master, can I go down the mountain?" "Waiting to find a teacher's wife for the teacher." … After finding the master's wife... "Disciple, come down the mountain!" "Lao Deng!! Just because of a woman, you want to drive me down the mountain?" "Disciple, don't be a light bulb!!" In this way, Lin Tian was driven down the mountain, but he stole the master's bank card! !