The First Book by Uwen Bo, Reporter for This Station

[Congratulations, you've found a book among a mountain of memes]

[Air-sign Host + fire-sign System: we're the fanning-the-flames duo. We act crazy every day and go off the rails now and then. Wherever there's a pit, that's where you'll find us.]

Rules-based horror? Tear them up!

Our little boat has already hit the iceberg. Now the Titanic does a backflip.

Penglai's prose has the spirit of Jian'an. Down here, I'm roasting sweet potatoes.

The land of Bashan and Chushui is desolate. A fool has come looking for me.

Healthy love is important, sure, but twisted love is even more exciting.

You can't hide loving one person, but if you love two, you'd better keep it under wraps.

What? You're saying I'm sick?

Sorry, I have a diagnosis from astrology. Hee hee hee hee...

Also known as: I'm a total lunatic, and you want me to challenge rules-based horror?

The Daoist is already going crazy, so isn't it only reasonable for the System to go crazy too?

I go crazy, you lose it, and together we charge ahead!