There's Nothing Wrong with Being a Coward, But Staying One Is Your Problem

(Urban slice of life + System + Comedy + Wild imagination + Absurd nonsense. If you're here, please check your brain at the door first.)

You can pick on me, but leave my elders out of it.

First, let me introduce you to my Stink Bomb. With a little help from a fart, it releases a mild poison gas. You'll love it so much you won't be able to stop.

Still not convinced?

A tickle dart, a sweet beehive, and sheep-dung pellets hurled right in your face. If I don't knock you into a manure pit this time, what would be the point of my System's boost?

And that's not all. There are also the Martial God Summoning and Night Charm Summoning modes. With the atmosphere they create, even if you don't die, you'll lose a layer of skin. Don't believe me? Come see for yourself in the story!