Siheyuan: Whoever Messes with Me Gets What’s Coming

Silly Zhu, the God of War of the Courtyard? The ultimate simp! He only has himself to blame, since he was willing! Qin Huairu, the master of the art of seduction? A maxed-out vampire talent! Bang Geng, the Courtyard’s Thieving Saint? Off to juvenile detention! Jia Zhangshi is a widow too, so let’s set her up! Xu Damao, the sharp-tongued king with a belly full of schemes, deserves to be impotent! You sanctimonious First Uncle, sneaking out at night to spread warmth? Let’s expose you! The Second Uncle is useless, and he’s obsessed with becoming an official! The Third Uncle reaches for his abacus the moment he opens his door every morning. He’s a bad father, and his children are unfilial!