If This Keeps Up, I'm Going to Break!!!

I'm a total shut-in. I hate going out, and I'm a clueless young guy in the throes of adolescence. Bah, I'm a homebody. But one day, someone asked me in a dream if I wanted to cuddle up with a beautiful anime girl, in exchange for becoming a girl myself. I agreed without a second thought. I figured it was just a dream, but when I woke up, I had really transmigrated into the world of an anime. I sat up at a desk in a classroom, still drooling, when someone walked up to me and lifted my chin…