Siheyuan: I Transmigrated as He Yuzhu and Aim to Become the Courtyard’s Top Patriarch

[Multiple heroines, multiple TV series, utterly absurd. Enter at your own risk.]

After transmigrating into the world of the courtyard, he awakened the Beast Emperor System.

He starts with a bowl. Who's going to keep these beasts in line?

This time, I'm going to be the First Master and make the courtyard great again.

Yi Zhonghai: Zhuzi, quit joking. Everyone knows I'm the First Master of the courtyard.

He Yuzhu: Who said I wanted to be the First Master of the courtyard?

Liu Haizhong: Zhuzi, what kind of official do you think I could be?

He Yuzhu: You can be the governor of the Western Depot.

Yan Bugui: Zhuzi, you won't go hungry if you don't eat too much, or go naked if you don't wear too much. But if you don't plan ahead, you'll end up poor.

He Yuzhu: I own the world.

Qin Huairu: Zhuzi, let me wash your clothes for you.

He Yuzhu: Guards, send her to the Cold Palace.

Jia Banggeng: Silly Zhu, I want to try on that yellow robe.

He Yuzhu: Then I'll bestow the imperial robe upon you.

Jia Zhangshi: Silly Zhu, you must posthumously honor my son Dongxu with a title.

He Yuzhu: His posthumous title shall be Green.

Factory Director Li: What does a cook like He Yuzhu know about national policy?

He Yuzhu: Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish.

Xu Damao: My film projection skills are the best in all of Beijing.

He Yuzhu: Have you ever made a movie?