[No System] [No transmigration] [The male lead is a bit of a slacker] [Multiple heroines] [Lighthearted] [Not brainless]
Jiang Yang was just a slacker from Shuiniu Village, hoping to live a quiet, comfortable life with Uncle Niu, Sister Xue, and little Yun’er.
But circumstances and undercurrents dragged him onto the path of cultivating immortality, and he found a goal of his own.
Jiang Yang: “Uncle Niu, I don’t have grand ambitions, lofty ideals, or iron will. I just want to stay by your side and take care of you. Having you, Sister Xue, and little Yun’er with me is enough.”
“Uncle Niu, what’s the point of cultivating immortality all by myself?”
…
Jiang Yang: “I have an inheritance, too?”
“So this book was left to me by my mother.”
With a book in hand, I roam freely between heaven and earth.
Many years later, Jiang Yang stood tall, looking back on the past.
Sister Xue: “Yang’er, take a look. Do you know who they all are?”
Jiang Yang looked up and saw Uncle Niu, the villagers of Shuiniu Village, little Yun’er, and…
“So you’re all still here. I never thought that cultivating immortality would actually make my dream come true.”
At the new book launch, reporters asked Little Chicken Loves to Crow, “What kind of book is this?”
Little Chicken smiled faintly, the corners of his mouth lifting in a bashful grin. “It’s a perfectly proper cultivation novel.”
Another reporter asked, “How many heroines are there?”
Little Chicken: “Go count them yourselves.”
A third reporter asked, “Why are you the only one here, Little Chicken Loves to Crow? Where are all the handsome men and beautiful women from the book?”
Little Chicken: “Jiang Yang is busy, and so are they.”
…
Little Chicken smiled faintly, cupped his hands in a salute, and said, “I have to go crow now. See you in the book, fellow cultivators.”
Then he strode off.
A note before the story:
Whether the book is funny, the plot is good, and the romance works is for you, fellow cultivators, to decide. Little Chicken’s only job is to crow.
Can the author finish it? I'm afraid that it will be over after just a few hundred thousand words. It's boring and I have to support myself. How many thousand words does the author plan to write?
The regulations are clear and not unreasonable.