At 11 p.m., the company’s usually aloof and stunning female director suddenly sent me a confession:
“Xiuchuan, I really like you so much. Will you be my boyfriend?”
“I even started working out just for you. I’ve got a peach-shaped butt and toned abs. Want to see?”
I had a cold and went to bed early, so I didn’t see her messages.
Early the next morning, one of the junior guys in my department messaged me:
“Boss, check the group chat! Director Xu posted her confession to you in the company-wide group!”
