You Say I Plagiarized? That's Right, I Copied All of Huaxia!

My name is Shen Moran. I accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world and became a male college student who was a total simp. Before a concert, I used the ticket I’d painstakingly saved up for to confess to the girl I liked. She said even a dog wouldn’t go see the show… As someone who’d transmigrated here, I immediately broke free of my simp fate: “If even a dog wouldn’t go, then what the hell are you going for? Get lost!” [Ding!] The System showed up as soon as I finished speaking. But this System… [Congratulations, Host! You’ve obtained the Chinese Pop Stars chat group. Please manage the group chat responsibly! Connecting the two worlds has consumed too much energy, so the System will shut down immediately. Bye, Host!] Shen Moran was dumbfounded. A System that died after two sentences? Was this the most useless System in history or what! Just then, his phone rang, and Shen Moran discovered that the group chat the System had left him was… kind of insane! [Xue Zhiqian: Who added me to this group?] [Jay Chou: Why’d you add me?] [Eason Chan: I didn’t even accept the invite. How did I get in?] Shen Moran picked up his phone with trembling hands and did his best to get along with the legendary seniors in the group! He discovered that this world had none of their music! Not a single song: “Nocturne,” “Under Mount Fuji,” or “Actor.” [Shen Moran: Seniors, I’m going to be unstoppable!] [With all of you and the entire Chinese music industry backing me, there’s nothing I can’t do!] Then, thanks to the System’s arrangements, Shen Moran got the chance to perform a duet onstage with a superstar at a concert! Once the three seniors figured out what was going on, they immediately started arguing! [Xue Zhiqian: Kid, forget the duet. Listen to me: sing “Actor,” and you’ll make your debut right there!] [Eason Chan: “Actor”? That’s a little low-class. Sing “Under Mount Fuji,” and you’ll win them all over!] [Jay Chou: Ahem. Once “Nocturne” starts playing, I don’t need to tell you what comes next, do I?