(Dating-show gags + a queen of comebacks + wild talk + revenge on trash + CP fans fed endless sweetness)
Hua Yumo transmigrated into a book straight into a full-blown cheating scandal.
Scheming woman: “...I got off your boyfriend, didn't I? Does that mean I can't have your man too?”
Her: “Of course you can. Why not? A universal charger works with all kinds of devices.”
Ex: “...Stay away from me if you ever see me again.”
Her: “Which territory is yours? Go mark it with a few drops of urine.”
Agent: “If you're determined to go on a dating show, cover your ears when you're livestreaming.”
Her: “Why should I cover my ears? I'm going to rip their mouths off!”
The Queen of Comebacks series:
To a holier-than-thou woman: “...See that statue of the Virgin Mary holding Jesus? Knock Mary off with a hammer, then sit there and hold Jesus yourself.”
To an ex: “If you're doing well, then the sun is shining. Looking at today's weather, you must be dead.”
To a scumbag: “Get all your last words out now. How well-done should we roast you at the crematorium?”
To... a ridiculously handsome actor from a wealthy family: “I've given up men, except the handsome ones. Parentheses: ‘except’ is a verb!”
The actor from a wealthy family: “You're nine, I'm three. Apart from me, it's still me!”
CP fans ship them so hard they're sick with sweetness:
“You two meet by chance in episode one, confess your love in episode two, get your marriage license in episode three, and have a baby in episode four... Pass it on!”
Meanwhile, on the other side
A flood of work offers is already on the way... rushing over at full speed!
What a dazzling life, balanced between being awesome and being totally awesome!
The boys are smiling in front, but high-energy in the back! Be careful of big teeth getting exposed to the wind. If you have any suggestions or comments, please leave them. The author wants to hear them. It's better to go crazy alone than to go crazy together. I want to go crazy with you!!! [KISS][KISS]
It's so beautiful, I laughed while watching it. . . Absolutely amazing, all kinds of nonsense. . . .
I tie the 54 chapters in one go, and I'm not disappointed. The laughs are too dense, and there are more laughs in the back than in the front. I laughed from the beginning to the end. The plot is rich and colorful, and the protagonist and supporting characters are all three-dimensional. I want to borrow the heroine's mouth. The author will update it quickly. If there is no update, I will send the razor blade 🥺 😜
Super invincible and beautiful, the author will update it a lot [laughs][laughs]
My real life