My Wife's First Boyfriend Escaped While Driving Drunk, and My Wife Forced Me to Take the Blame.

My wife's first boyfriend absconded while driving drunk, and she asked me to take the blame. I don't want her to commit suicide if she picks up pesticides. She knows that I love her to the core and don't want her to get hurt. Finally, I gave in. But she didn't know that her first boyfriend was a serial murderer. After I was sentenced to death on his behalf, my wife impatiently hung up on me and said, "Can you stop using such boring means to attract my attention?"