Lin Zhi died after digging up a blade of grass and getting struck by lightning called down by a tribulation demon beast. She transmigrated into a crazy, abused girl from the Lin family in Lin Family Village, in the Langya Dynasty.
They abused me? They're all dead now.
Oh, there's no chance? Right, my family kicked me out while fleeing famine, and bandits stabbed me through and through when I went up the mountain to look for food. Tsk, at least they had the decency to bury the body. Would've been even better if it wasn't mine.
Hey, this old man who picked me up is using me as a lab rat? No problem, I'll use you as an ATM.
Huh, the first senior brother is quite the delicate flower. Whoa, the second senior brother is quite the green tea. Heh, the third senior brother is a real wolf. Mm, the fourth and fifth senior brothers are… pretty nice.
I learned all my martial uncles' abilities and turned the sect upside down, so they kicked me and all the senior brothers out of the mountain.
“Get lost. Go down to the mortal world and learn how to be decent people.”
The five of them watched their master and martial uncles wave their sleeves and shut the mountain gate, then slowly broke into sly grins.
Don't be afraid when trouble comes. Just open the door and let the senior brothers out ( = Ф 王 Ф = ) Awooo!
Heh heh heh heh (hands on hips, laughing uproariously JPG)
