Hilarious Cultivator: I Walk Sideways in the City

Name: Hilarious Cultivator: I Walk Sideways in the City
Author: Suppressing Laughter Jianghu Junge

爆笑修仙：我在都市横着走

by Suppressing Laughter Jianghu Junge (憋笑江湖军哥)

Status: Completed
Length: 598k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Audience: Male
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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358Reads

6.5Score

303Chapters

140Listens

47.7kReads · all time

Synopsis

Cultivation cannot be separated from the Dharma Land of the Wealthy Couple. What does it teach you? How about I teach you how to read faces? "Stop it." Then Zhang Zhantian said: "Go to the street and try it. If you don't rub the women today with a steel ball several times and then wash them with clean water, if you can see their true appearance, I lose. Besides, what you see may be the work carved by a doctor's knife!" The third brother continued: How about I teach you how to rob tombs? Zhang Zhantian struck again: Do you know what is done before burying people on earth? Even if there is a steel ball on the dead person, the staff at the crematorium will take it out and put it in his pocket. If you make money from this, you will starve to death! The third brother said directly: Then teach you Chinese medicine? Zhang Zhantian curled his lips and said: You can pull it off. As long as you have money, even if you have a headache and fever, you can pay a thousand yuan. If you stop there in the hospital, the machine can shine into the seams of your bones. No matter what the disease or disease is, if you have a headache and fever, you can just pay more than ten yuan for medicine. After the medicine cures the disease, your head will no longer hurt and you will have an appetite. It tastes delicious! The third brother was not discouraged and said: How about I teach you the formation? Zhang Zhantian was even more depressed and said: Now the entire earth is planned. If you put things here and there on the road, and the city management arrests you as soon as your things are ready, you will definitely be punished. . . . Hey, it's too difficult. I'd better imprint all the exercises, formations, talismans, alchemy, Chinese medicine, etc. In your mind. You can see for yourself, just in case you can use it.

Reader comments

The content is rich and interesting. It is my favorite.
3 likes2y ago
The content is well written, but it's a pity that the paragraphs are not handled well, so the immersive effect is better if I listen to the book.
2 likes1y ago
The writing is good and the story is exciting, but the paragraphs are not handled well. I feel better listening to the book. The story is compact, the writing is beautiful, and the aspect of cultivating immortality is quite immersive.
2 likes1y ago
I have to give thumbs up to Sanqing after watching it [laughing and crying]
1 like1y ago
It's not funny, but it's really good. Why isn't it rated?
1 like1y ago
This is really beautiful, but it's a little short and I can't see enough.
1 like1y ago

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