Thief, Thief, Thief: My Years as a Tomb Raider

Tomb raiding has been strange and colorful throughout history. I was determined to follow the light, but a sealed family secret drew me into this line of work. Ghostly figures, tombs deep underground, moving mountains and dismantling armor: I think tomb raiding is the greatest profession in the world. I'm glad to be alive in this great era. Even if I end up behind bars one day, I can proudly say I was a transporter of humanity's cultural treasures. If you're interested, bring a little stool, some melon seeds and peanuts, and listen as I tell you the vivid and exciting tales of the jianghu...